An apple a day keeps the doctor away… but if the doctor is cute, keep the apple away!
Laughter is the best medicine… unless you have a stomach ache. 🤭
Early to bed and early to rise… makes you miss all the fun at night. 🌙
Cleanliness is next to godliness… but mess is more fun. 😅
Money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy pizza, and that’s close enough. 🍕
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket… unless you're making an omelette. 🥚
Love is blind… but neighbors aren’t. 👀
You can't have your cake and eat it too… but you can have brownies after. 🍰
Rome wasn’t built in a day… but my mood swings change in seconds.
Time heals all wounds… but WiFi heals faster. 📶
Practice makes perfect… unless you’re practicing laziness. 😴
Health is wealth… but biryani is life. 🍛
Jack of all trades… master of none, but still better than being useless. 😎
Actions speak louder than words… but memes speak loudest. 🖼️
Where there’s a will… there’s a relative. 😆
Silence is golden… unless you have kids. 👶
Honesty is the best policy… until it comes to weight or age. 😜
Behind every successful man… is a shocked WhatsApp group. 📱
If life gives you lemons… ask for salt and tequila. 🍋
A penny for your thoughts… is overpriced these days.
Don't judge a book by its cover… unless it’s your school textbook. 📚
Slow and steady wins the race… but fast and funny wins the meme game.
Good things come to those who wait… but better things come via express delivery. 🚚
Keep your friends close… and your charger closer. 🔌
Knowledge is power… but Google is faster. 🔍
Better late than never… but better on time than roasted.
Speak when you're angry… and you'll make the best comedy show ever. 🎭
If it ain’t broke… wait, someone will still try to fix it. 🛠️
Every cloud has a silver lining… but mine also brings snacks. ☁️🍿
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